Start 8 counts in from heavy beat on "It's about as bad as it can be"
½ PIVOT TURN LEFT, RIGHT SHUFFLE FORWARD, ½ PIVOT TURN RIGHT, LEFT SHUFFLE FORWARD
1-2Step forward on right, pivot ½ left
3&4Right shuffle forward (right, left, right)
5-6Step forward on left, pivot ½ right
7&8Left shuffle forward (left, right, left)
RIGHT ROCKING CHAIR, SIDE, TOUCH, ¼ TURN LEFT, TOUCH
1-4Rock forward on right, recover on left, rock back on right, recover on left
5-6Step right foot to right, touch left next to right
7-8Step left ¼ turn left, touch right next to right
PIVOT ¼ TURNS TWICE, LEFT, FORWARD RIGHT SHUFFLE, PIVOT ¼ TURN RIGHT
1-2Step forward on right, pivot ¼ turn left
3-4Step forward on right, pivot ¼ turn left
5&6Right shuffle forward (right, left, right)
7-8Step forward on left, pivot ¼ turn right
LEFT CROSS, SIDE TOUCH, RIGHT CROSS, SIDE TOUCH, LEFT JAZZ BOX, TOUCH
1-2Cross left over right, touch right out to right side
3-4Cross right over left, touch left out to left side
5-8Cross left over right, step back right, step left to left, touch right beside left
RIGHT SIDE CHASSE, ROCK, RECOVER, LEFT SIDE CHASSE, ROCK, RECOVER
1&2Step right to right side, close left beside right, step right to right side
3-4Rock back on left, recover on right
5&6Step left to left side, close right beside left, step left to left side
7-8Rock back on right, recover on left
¾ TURN RIGHT, TRIPLE ½ TURN RIGHT, FORWARD ROCK, RECOVER, COASTER STEP
1-2Step forward ¼ turn right on right, step back on left ½ turn right
3&4Triple ½ turn right (right, left, right)
5-6Rock forward on left, recover on right
7&8Back left coaster step (back left, together right, forward left)
REPEAT
½ PIVOT TURN LEFT, RIGHT SHUFFLE FORWARD, ½ PIVOT TURN RIGHT, LEFT SHUFFLE FORWARD
1-2Step forward on right, pivot ½ left
3&4Right shuffle forward (right, left, right)
5-6Step forward on left, pivot ½ right
7&8Left shuffle forward (left, right, left)
RIGHT ROCKING CHAIR, SIDE, TOUCH, ¼ TURN LEFT, TOUCH
1-4Rock forward on right, recover on left, rock back on right, recover on left
5-6Step right foot to right, touch left next to right
7-8Step left ¼ turn left, touch right next to right
PIVOT ¼ TURNS TWICE, LEFT, FORWARD RIGHT SHUFFLE, PIVOT ¼ TURN RIGHT
1-2Step forward on right, pivot ¼ turn left
3-4Step forward on right, pivot ¼ turn left
5&6Right shuffle forward (right, left, right)
7-8Step forward on left, pivot ¼ turn right
LEFT CROSS, SIDE TOUCH, RIGHT CROSS, SIDE TOUCH, LEFT JAZZ BOX, TOUCH
1-2Cross left over right, touch right out to right side
3-4Cross right over left, touch left out to left side
5-8Cross left over right, step back right, step left to left, touch right beside left
RIGHT SIDE CHASSE, ROCK, RECOVER, LEFT SIDE CHASSE, ROCK, RECOVER
1&2Step right to right side, close left beside right, step right to right side
3-4Rock back on left, recover on right
5&6Step left to left side, close right beside left, step left to left side
7-8Rock back on right, recover on left
¾ TURN RIGHT, TRIPLE ½ TURN RIGHT, FORWARD ROCK, RECOVER, COASTER STEP
1-2Step forward ¼ turn right on right, step back on left ½ turn right
3&4Triple ½ turn right (right, left, right)
5-6Rock forward on left, recover on right
7&8Back left coaster step (back left, together right, forward left)
REPEAT