Position: Begin dance in facing lines. When dancing to Somebody Slap Me begin after 32 beats of music.
VINE RIGHT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to right on right
2Cross step left behind right
3Step to right on right
4Stomp left next to right (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the left on left
6Stomp right next to left (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the right on right
8Stomp left next to right (no weight)
VINE LEFT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to left on left
2Cross step right behind left
3Step to left on left
4Stomp right next to left (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the right on right
6Stomp left next to right (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the left on left
8Stomp right next to left (no weight)
STEP, SCOOT, STEP, SCOOT, STEP, PIVOT, STEP, SCOOT
1Step forward on right
2Scoot forward on right hitching left knee up
3Step forward on left
4Scoot forward on left hitching right knee up
You will have passed through opposite line
5Step forward on right
6Pivot ½ turn to the left ending with weight on left
7Step forward on right
8Scoot forward on right hitching left knee up
You will be facing opposite line
VINE LEFT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to left on left
2Cross step right behind left
3Step to left on left
4Stomp right next to left (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the right on right
6Stomp left next to right (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the left on left
8Stomp right next to left (no weight)
VINE RIGHT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to right on right
2Cross step left behind right
3Step to right on right
4Stomp left next to right (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the left on left
6Stomp right next to left (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the right on right
8Stomp left next to right (no weight)
STEP, SCOOT, STEP, SCOOT, STEP, PIVOT, STEP, SCOOT
1Step forward on left
2Scoot forward on left hitching right knee up
3Step forward on right
4Scoot forward on right hitching left knee up
You will have passed through opposite line
5Step forward on left
6Pivot ½ turn to the right ending with weight on right
7Step forward on left
8Touch right next to left
You will be facing opposite line
RIGHT KICK-BALL-CHANGES, MACARENA SLAPS
1Kick right foot forward
&Step next to left on ball of right
2Change weight to left foot
3Kick right foot forward
&Step next to left on ball of right
4Change weight to left foot
&Slap left upper arm with right hand
5Keeping right hand on left arm, slap right upper arm with left hand
&Lightly slap right side of face with right hand
6Keeping right hand against right cheek, lightly slap left side of face with left hand
&Slap left hip with right hand
7Keeping right hand on left hip, slap right hip with left hand
&Slap right buttock with right hand
8Keeping right hand on right buttock, slap left buttock with left hand
SCOOT, HOLD, SIDE SCOOT, HOLD, MACARENA SLAPS
1Keeping hands on buttocks, scoot forward on balls of feet
2Hold
3Keeping hands on buttocks, scoot to right on balls of feet
4Hold
You should be directly opposite and about a foot apart from someone in the opposite line.
&Slap left upper arm with right hand
5Keeping right hand on left arm, slap right upper arm with left hand
&Lightly slap right side of face with right hand
6Keeping right hand against right cheek, lightly slap left side of face with left hand
&Slap left hip with right hand
7Keeping right hand on left hip, slap right hip with left hand
&Slap right buttock with right hand
8Keeping right hand on right buttock, slap left buttock with left hand
OUT-OUT IN-IN, MACARENA SLAPS
&Step to right on right
1Step to left on left
&Step home on right
2Step left next to right
&Step to right on right
3Step to left on left
&Step home on right
4Step left next to right
&Slap left upper arm with right hand
5Keeping right hand on left arm, slap right upper arm with left hand
&Lightly slap right side of face with right hand
6Keeping right hand against right cheek, lightly slap left side of face with left hand
&Slap left hip with right hand
7Keeping right hand on left hip, slap right hip with left hand
&Slap right buttock with right hand
8Keeping right hand on right buttock, slap left buttock with left hand
HAND CLAPS
1Clap hands
2Clap right hand against the right hand of the person directly opposite you
3Clap hands
4Clap left hand against the left hand of the person opposite you
5Clap hands
6Clap hands on front of thighs
7Clap hands
8Clap the palms of the person opposite you
REPEAT
VINE RIGHT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to right on right
2Cross step left behind right
3Step to right on right
4Stomp left next to right (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the left on left
6Stomp right next to left (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the right on right
8Stomp left next to right (no weight)
VINE LEFT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to left on left
2Cross step right behind left
3Step to left on left
4Stomp right next to left (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the right on right
6Stomp left next to right (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the left on left
8Stomp right next to left (no weight)
STEP, SCOOT, STEP, SCOOT, STEP, PIVOT, STEP, SCOOT
1Step forward on right
2Scoot forward on right hitching left knee up
3Step forward on left
4Scoot forward on left hitching right knee up
You will have passed through opposite line
5Step forward on right
6Pivot ½ turn to the left ending with weight on left
7Step forward on right
8Scoot forward on right hitching left knee up
You will be facing opposite line
VINE LEFT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to left on left
2Cross step right behind left
3Step to left on left
4Stomp right next to left (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the right on right
6Stomp left next to right (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the left on left
8Stomp right next to left (no weight)
VINE RIGHT WITH A TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH, TURN, TOUCH
1Step to right on right
2Cross step left behind right
3Step to right on right
4Stomp left next to right (no weight)
5Step ¼ turn to the left on left
6Stomp right next to left (no weight)
7Step ¼ turn to the right on right
8Stomp left next to right (no weight)
STEP, SCOOT, STEP, SCOOT, STEP, PIVOT, STEP, SCOOT
1Step forward on left
2Scoot forward on left hitching right knee up
3Step forward on right
4Scoot forward on right hitching left knee up
You will have passed through opposite line
5Step forward on left
6Pivot ½ turn to the right ending with weight on right
7Step forward on left
8Touch right next to left
You will be facing opposite line
RIGHT KICK-BALL-CHANGES, MACARENA SLAPS
1Kick right foot forward
&Step next to left on ball of right
2Change weight to left foot
3Kick right foot forward
&Step next to left on ball of right
4Change weight to left foot
&Slap left upper arm with right hand
5Keeping right hand on left arm, slap right upper arm with left hand
&Lightly slap right side of face with right hand
6Keeping right hand against right cheek, lightly slap left side of face with left hand
&Slap left hip with right hand
7Keeping right hand on left hip, slap right hip with left hand
&Slap right buttock with right hand
8Keeping right hand on right buttock, slap left buttock with left hand
SCOOT, HOLD, SIDE SCOOT, HOLD, MACARENA SLAPS
1Keeping hands on buttocks, scoot forward on balls of feet
2Hold
3Keeping hands on buttocks, scoot to right on balls of feet
4Hold
You should be directly opposite and about a foot apart from someone in the opposite line.
&Slap left upper arm with right hand
5Keeping right hand on left arm, slap right upper arm with left hand
&Lightly slap right side of face with right hand
6Keeping right hand against right cheek, lightly slap left side of face with left hand
&Slap left hip with right hand
7Keeping right hand on left hip, slap right hip with left hand
&Slap right buttock with right hand
8Keeping right hand on right buttock, slap left buttock with left hand
OUT-OUT IN-IN, MACARENA SLAPS
&Step to right on right
1Step to left on left
&Step home on right
2Step left next to right
&Step to right on right
3Step to left on left
&Step home on right
4Step left next to right
&Slap left upper arm with right hand
5Keeping right hand on left arm, slap right upper arm with left hand
&Lightly slap right side of face with right hand
6Keeping right hand against right cheek, lightly slap left side of face with left hand
&Slap left hip with right hand
7Keeping right hand on left hip, slap right hip with left hand
&Slap right buttock with right hand
8Keeping right hand on right buttock, slap left buttock with left hand
HAND CLAPS
1Clap hands
2Clap right hand against the right hand of the person directly opposite you
3Clap hands
4Clap left hand against the left hand of the person opposite you
5Clap hands
6Clap hands on front of thighs
7Clap hands
8Clap the palms of the person opposite you
REPEAT
