This is the oldest recorded line dance. According to Lana Harvey, keedance@juno.com, who first put the dance into words, this dance was found in picture form on the walls of a cave in France. Or not.
STOMPS
1-2Stomp forward left. Stomp a little farther forward left.
3-4Stomp forward right. Stomp a little farther forward right.
5-6Stomp left to left. Stomp right to right.
7Hold.
&8Stomp left to center. Stomp right next to left.
MORE STOMPS
9-10Stomp left to left. Stomp right next to left, no weight.
11-12Stomp right to right. Stomp left next to right.
13-14Stomp right to right. Stomp left next to right, no weight.
15-16Stomp left to left. Stomp right next to left.
STOMP BACK AND FORWARD
17-18Stomp back left, right.
19-20Stomp back left. Stomp right next to left.
21-22Stomp forward on left. Stomp right next to left.
23-24Stomp back on left. Stomp right next to left.
STOMP TURNS
25-26Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
27-28Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
29-30Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
31Hold.
&32Stomp left in place. Stomp right next to left.
REPEAT
Permission is granted (since Ned is obviously not with us anymore) to:
1. Dress up like a Neanderthal and do this dance
2. Put this dance on any website
3. Copy this dance for your own use
4. Hit the delete key and erase all trace that you ever saw this dance...
STOMPS
1-2Stomp forward left. Stomp a little farther forward left.
3-4Stomp forward right. Stomp a little farther forward right.
5-6Stomp left to left. Stomp right to right.
7Hold.
&8Stomp left to center. Stomp right next to left.
MORE STOMPS
9-10Stomp left to left. Stomp right next to left, no weight.
11-12Stomp right to right. Stomp left next to right.
13-14Stomp right to right. Stomp left next to right, no weight.
15-16Stomp left to left. Stomp right next to left.
STOMP BACK AND FORWARD
17-18Stomp back left, right.
19-20Stomp back left. Stomp right next to left.
21-22Stomp forward on left. Stomp right next to left.
23-24Stomp back on left. Stomp right next to left.
STOMP TURNS
25-26Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
27-28Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
29-30Stomp left ¼ turn to left. Stomp right next to left.
31Hold.
&32Stomp left in place. Stomp right next to left.
REPEAT
Permission is granted (since Ned is obviously not with us anymore) to:
1. Dress up like a Neanderthal and do this dance
2. Put this dance on any website
3. Copy this dance for your own use
4. Hit the delete key and erase all trace that you ever saw this dance...
