Sequence: AA, BB, A, BB, C, DD, E, A To End
PART A (VERSE)
I Don't Drink Coffee, I Drink Tea My Dear
WEAVE LEFT, MODIFIED CHARLESTON, UNWIND
1-2Step left to left, cross right over left
3-4Step left to left, cross right behind left
5-6Touch left toe back, step forward on left
7-8&Touch right toe forward, point right to back, unwind ½ turn right
Weight ends on right facing 6:00
LOCK STEPS, STEP SLIDE, CROSS, ¼ TURN FULL TURN WITH RONDE
9&10Step forward on left, lock right behind, step forward on left
11&12Step forward on right, lock left, behind, step forward on left
13-14Take large step to left, slide right towards left
&15Cross left over right, on ball of left make ¼ turn right (facing 9:00)
16Continue into full turn right, sweeping right around left, step right to right (1 ¼ turn total facing 9:00)
IN FRONT, SIDE, BEHIND, RONDE TURN, LOCK STEPS
17-18Cross left over right, step right to right
19-20&Cross left behind right, sweep right round left making ½ turn right, place weight on right (facing 3:00)
21&22Step forward on left, lock right behind, step forward on left
23&24Step forward on right, lock left, behind, step forward on right
SIDE, BEHIND, SIDE, HEEL, STEP IN PLACE, CROSS, SIDE, BEHIND, RONDE
25-26Step left to left, step right behind left
&27Step left to left, extend right heel
&28Step right by left, cross left over right
29-30Step right to right, cross left behind right
31-32Sweep right round behind left, place weight on right
PART B (CHORUS)
I'm An Alien, I'm A Legal Alien
LEFT MAMBO, RIGHT MAMBO, ¾ TURN RIGHT, ½ SHUFFLE TURN RIGHT
1&2Rock left to left, recover on right, step left by right
3&4Rock right to right, recover on left, step right by left
5-6Swivel left heel ¼ turn right, making ½ turn right step back on right
7&8Make ½ shuffle turn right stepping left, right, left
RIGHT SAILOR, LEFT SAILOR, FRONT SAILOR MAKING ½ TURN, STEP, STEP
9&10Cross right behind left, step left to left, step right in place
11&12Cross left behind right, step right to right, step left in place
13&14Cross right over left, step left to left making ½ turn right, step forward on right
15-16Step forward on left, step forward on right
PART C (CHORUS)
Modesty, Propriety, Can Lead To Notoriety
SIDE, SIDE, CROSS, STEP, CROSS SHUFFLE, ROCK, RECOVER
1&Step left to left, step right by left
2&Step left to left, step right by left
3Cross left over right
4Step right to right
5&6Cross left over right, step right to right, cross left over right
7-8Rock right out to right, recover on left
BEHIND, SIDE, IN FRONT, ¾ TURN RIGHT, LEFT SHUFFLE, STEP ½ PIVOT
9&10Cross right behind left, step left to left, cross right over left
11-12Step left to left making ¼ turn right, step back on right making ½ turn right (facing 6:00)
13&14Step forward on left, step right by left, step forward on left
15-16Step forward on right, make ½ pivot left (facing 12:00)
SIDE, SIDE, CROSS, STEP, CROSS SHUFFLE, ROCK, RECOVER
17&Step right to right, step left by right
18&Step right to right, step left by right
19Cross right over left
20Step left to left
21&22Cross right over left, step left to left, cross right over left
23-24Rock left out to left, recover on right
CROSS, ¼ TURN RIGHT, STEP, STEP ½ PIVOT, RIGHT SHUFFLE, LEFT SHUFFLE
25&26Cross left behind right, step right to right making ¼ turn right, step forward on left
27-28Step forward on right make ½ pivot turn left (facing 9:00)
29&30Step forward on right, step left by right, step forward on right
31&32Step forward on left, step right by left, step forward on left
PART D (INSTRUMENTAL)
RIGHT TOE, HEEL, CROSS, LEFT TOE HEEL CROSS, ROCK, RECOVER, CROSS, CROSS ¾ UNWIND
1&2Tap right toe by left instep, tap right heel by left instep, cross right over left
3&4Tap left heel by right instep, tap left heel right instep, cross right over left
5&6Rock right to right, recover on left, cross right over left
7-8Cross left over right, unwind ¾ turn right (weight ends on left facing 6:00)
RIGHT CROSS SHUFFLE, STEP, STEP, CROSS, DIAGONAL LOCK STEP, ½ TURN, LEFT SHUFFLE
9&10Cross right over left, step left to left, cross right over left
11&12Step left to left, step right by left, cross left over right
13&14Step back on right to right diagonal, lock left over right, step back on right making ½ turn left (facing 12:00)
15&16Step forward on left, step right by left, step forward on left
PART E (INSTRUMENTAL - STRONG BEAT)
TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, 'BODY ROLL', SLIDE RIGHT TO LEFT, TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, ¼ LEFT HEEL SWIVEL, SLIDE RIGHT BY LEFT (COMPLETING ¼ TURN RIGHT 'MOONWALK' TURN)
1&2Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&3-4Bend upper body to right, straighten upper body taking weight to left foot while sliding right by left
5&6Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&7-8Swivel left heel ¼ turn right (upper body stays in place), making ¼ with upper body sliding right by left
TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, 'BODY ROLL', SLIDE RIGHT TO LEFT, TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, ¼ LEFT HEEL SWIVEL, SLIDE RIGHT BY LEFT (COMPLETING ¼ TURN RIGHT)
9&10Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&11-12Bend upper body to right, straighten upper body taking weight to left foot while sliding right by left
13&14Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&15-16Swivel left heel ¼ turn right (upper body stays in place), making ¼ with upper body sliding right by left
PART A (VERSE)
I Don't Drink Coffee, I Drink Tea My Dear
WEAVE LEFT, MODIFIED CHARLESTON, UNWIND
1-2Step left to left, cross right over left
3-4Step left to left, cross right behind left
5-6Touch left toe back, step forward on left
7-8&Touch right toe forward, point right to back, unwind ½ turn right
Weight ends on right facing 6:00
LOCK STEPS, STEP SLIDE, CROSS, ¼ TURN FULL TURN WITH RONDE
9&10Step forward on left, lock right behind, step forward on left
11&12Step forward on right, lock left, behind, step forward on left
13-14Take large step to left, slide right towards left
&15Cross left over right, on ball of left make ¼ turn right (facing 9:00)
16Continue into full turn right, sweeping right around left, step right to right (1 ¼ turn total facing 9:00)
IN FRONT, SIDE, BEHIND, RONDE TURN, LOCK STEPS
17-18Cross left over right, step right to right
19-20&Cross left behind right, sweep right round left making ½ turn right, place weight on right (facing 3:00)
21&22Step forward on left, lock right behind, step forward on left
23&24Step forward on right, lock left, behind, step forward on right
SIDE, BEHIND, SIDE, HEEL, STEP IN PLACE, CROSS, SIDE, BEHIND, RONDE
25-26Step left to left, step right behind left
&27Step left to left, extend right heel
&28Step right by left, cross left over right
29-30Step right to right, cross left behind right
31-32Sweep right round behind left, place weight on right
PART B (CHORUS)
I'm An Alien, I'm A Legal Alien
LEFT MAMBO, RIGHT MAMBO, ¾ TURN RIGHT, ½ SHUFFLE TURN RIGHT
1&2Rock left to left, recover on right, step left by right
3&4Rock right to right, recover on left, step right by left
5-6Swivel left heel ¼ turn right, making ½ turn right step back on right
7&8Make ½ shuffle turn right stepping left, right, left
RIGHT SAILOR, LEFT SAILOR, FRONT SAILOR MAKING ½ TURN, STEP, STEP
9&10Cross right behind left, step left to left, step right in place
11&12Cross left behind right, step right to right, step left in place
13&14Cross right over left, step left to left making ½ turn right, step forward on right
15-16Step forward on left, step forward on right
PART C (CHORUS)
Modesty, Propriety, Can Lead To Notoriety
SIDE, SIDE, CROSS, STEP, CROSS SHUFFLE, ROCK, RECOVER
1&Step left to left, step right by left
2&Step left to left, step right by left
3Cross left over right
4Step right to right
5&6Cross left over right, step right to right, cross left over right
7-8Rock right out to right, recover on left
BEHIND, SIDE, IN FRONT, ¾ TURN RIGHT, LEFT SHUFFLE, STEP ½ PIVOT
9&10Cross right behind left, step left to left, cross right over left
11-12Step left to left making ¼ turn right, step back on right making ½ turn right (facing 6:00)
13&14Step forward on left, step right by left, step forward on left
15-16Step forward on right, make ½ pivot left (facing 12:00)
SIDE, SIDE, CROSS, STEP, CROSS SHUFFLE, ROCK, RECOVER
17&Step right to right, step left by right
18&Step right to right, step left by right
19Cross right over left
20Step left to left
21&22Cross right over left, step left to left, cross right over left
23-24Rock left out to left, recover on right
CROSS, ¼ TURN RIGHT, STEP, STEP ½ PIVOT, RIGHT SHUFFLE, LEFT SHUFFLE
25&26Cross left behind right, step right to right making ¼ turn right, step forward on left
27-28Step forward on right make ½ pivot turn left (facing 9:00)
29&30Step forward on right, step left by right, step forward on right
31&32Step forward on left, step right by left, step forward on left
PART D (INSTRUMENTAL)
RIGHT TOE, HEEL, CROSS, LEFT TOE HEEL CROSS, ROCK, RECOVER, CROSS, CROSS ¾ UNWIND
1&2Tap right toe by left instep, tap right heel by left instep, cross right over left
3&4Tap left heel by right instep, tap left heel right instep, cross right over left
5&6Rock right to right, recover on left, cross right over left
7-8Cross left over right, unwind ¾ turn right (weight ends on left facing 6:00)
RIGHT CROSS SHUFFLE, STEP, STEP, CROSS, DIAGONAL LOCK STEP, ½ TURN, LEFT SHUFFLE
9&10Cross right over left, step left to left, cross right over left
11&12Step left to left, step right by left, cross left over right
13&14Step back on right to right diagonal, lock left over right, step back on right making ½ turn left (facing 12:00)
15&16Step forward on left, step right by left, step forward on left
PART E (INSTRUMENTAL - STRONG BEAT)
TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, 'BODY ROLL', SLIDE RIGHT TO LEFT, TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, ¼ LEFT HEEL SWIVEL, SLIDE RIGHT BY LEFT (COMPLETING ¼ TURN RIGHT 'MOONWALK' TURN)
1&2Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&3-4Bend upper body to right, straighten upper body taking weight to left foot while sliding right by left
5&6Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&7-8Swivel left heel ¼ turn right (upper body stays in place), making ¼ with upper body sliding right by left
TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, 'BODY ROLL', SLIDE RIGHT TO LEFT, TOUCH RIGHT, TOUCH, LEFT, ¼ LEFT HEEL SWIVEL, SLIDE RIGHT BY LEFT (COMPLETING ¼ TURN RIGHT)
9&10Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&11-12Bend upper body to right, straighten upper body taking weight to left foot while sliding right by left
13&14Touch right toe to right, step right by left, touch left toe to left
&15-16Swivel left heel ¼ turn right (upper body stays in place), making ¼ with upper body sliding right by left
